April 2010
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“I am an outcast. A freak. Spawn of an impossible union. Torn between desires to skewer and latent instincts to cradle and uplift. But I have been scorned, mocked for too long. My brethren have basked in light of sterling silver, cast in stainless steel, while I wither in my cheap, fragile shell; discarded and rotting. So just as I have been starved for recognition, so too shall I starve the world to my satisfaction. They shall grasp their sustenance only after they grasp my pain. And upon proving my mettle, I shall have my metal. I am Spork.”
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Topless Robot - Supervillain Yourself: And the Winners Are… - Page 2
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“Garlic cheese! Double death to you, you lactose intolerant vamp man!”
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(I’m Nebulous Intent, if you hadn’t already guessed)
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I am the very model of a cartoon individual
My animation’s comical, unusual, and whimsical
I’m quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read
From wicked puns, and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head
I’m very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette
Then smack the villain with a fish; I know my cartoon etiquette
I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright
Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite
When in a jam, I just yell “stop” and villians in their tracks are froze
Then I sneak up, and utter “start” and take my hands and honk their nose
I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchial progeny
From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny
To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries
Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries
From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable
Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal
All:
You see in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical
We are the very model of cartoon individuals!
